Jane Nichols(Heigl), realized her love of weddings at a young age. Helping others perfect the most important day of their lives is something she’s always enjoyed. She enjoys it so much, she’s helped plan 27 weddings. When she’s not organizing the next big day, she’s either working as George’s(Burns) assistant at Everest, an outdoors magazine, or reading through the commitments section of the paper. Every Sunday, Jane and countless other women flip directly to the commitments section to read the latest wedding proposals and tales of romantic courtship spun by Malcolm Doyle.
Her life seems perfect until Jane’s younger, more beautiful, more outgoing sister Tess(Akerman) returns home. On her first night home, Tess meet’s George, Jane’s boss. Immediately, Tess and George hit it off, at the distress of Jane, who is secretly in love with George. (more…)
- 1 oz White rum
- 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
- sweetened Tea
Pour rum and Blue Curacao into a high ball glass. Top off with the sweetened tea and stir until the mixture turns dark colored or black. (more…)
For anyone, high school is a time of change and self-discovery. That goes doubly for Juno MacGuff(Page) who gets pregnant by her boyfriend Paulie Bleeker(Cera). Juno, by nature is an independent girl. She also has an unique perspective on the world and an interesting way of expressing herself (”God, Banana! Shut your freakin’ gob!”). So when she learns of her pregnancy, she rolls with the punches (figuratively) and decides to ‘go ahead an nip this thing in the bud.’ After a very brief stint in an all too awkward women’s clinic, Juno decides to keep the baby and give it up for adoption.
Enter Mark(Bateman) and Vanessa Loring(Garner); the wholesome adoptive couple, whom Juno’s best friend, Leah(Thirlby) found in the PennySaver. (more…)
The Kingdom of Ebh is under siege from the Krug, a beast-like race of mindless warriors. Caught in the random pillaging of the countryside is a man named Farmer(Statham). After his wife(Forlani) is kidnapped by the Krug, and his son murdered, Farmer vows to rescue her and attain vengeance. Meanwhile, King Konreid(Reynolds), who is near death, is struggling with the decision to go to war against the Krug or not. His nephew, Duke Fallow(Lillard) is a royal pain-in-the-a**, being a drunk, harboring enemies of the state in the king’s castle and generally being useless and a waste of space.
Merick(Rhys-Davies) the King’s personal advisor, and one of the last great mages, knows that the Krug are being led by his foe, Gallian(Liotta). (more…)
- 1 part Bacardi Superior
- 3 parts Coke
- 1 lime wedge
- ice
Fill a high ball glass with ice. Pour 1 part Bacardi Superior. Add 3 parts Coke. Squeeze in a wedge of lime, stir and serve. (more…)